wuts up with all the pplz at the store wit being rude and stuff.
i go to store, and cuz im fat n aszian i get made fun of.
i wuz buying friend ricve and some tampons (4 my wife), and i wus bueying game card for wow. (LOL im cool nerd. pew pew).
i decided to get sum mielk, cuz my wief lieks milk.
so i go to check out.
n sum rude bleck guy wuz like, "yo dawg, 20.71."
i wuz liek, "herro, y so much, i onli buy fewer items."
he sed to me, and no im not lying, "yo homie, you bought some rice, chicken, tamponz, and sum other stuffz yp."
i wus just like wtf.
so i aksed him, "y da hate, it shourld be 10 dorrars tops"
"lice 2 dorrars, tamponz is 5 dollars, milk is 3 dorrars, do the math, 10 dollars, u go bak to skool niggro"
he went crezy on me.
he tried to shank me in da rollz, but lukly im fat but fast (like fat albert.)
so i wuz ruenning n stuff, cuz that niggro wuz chasing me screaming, "COMMUNIST!!!1111 HERRO!!!!111"
i wuz scurred rearry bad. so i kept running away.
i gut to my houze, n my wief was ded, n i think da niggro did it.
der wuz note, it say, "lololollolol nub i'm sub."
i wuz rearry scurred, so i propped perception, nd queickly wunt into berzerker stanze, in cese he come for me"
i herd yiping liek from chiken in bekyard, so i want to check, so i go to bak yard, and dead watermelon horse, he lay.
and da niggro was there, wit his shank, and he was dancing leik roecker, and do /train. i trid to kirr him but, he closd, n vanish. nd wut u know, i wuz jumped in mah backyard, i men wtf.
soi in bak yard, no rage, no pots, no PANTS, scurred 4 my rife, famry is ded. helf hp. so i heds to fite 2 rouges, pelidn, n a duruid treelike oen. so i keep tryring to wall clim, but blizz nerfed it so i ded. i go bak to my body n thay r eten mi rice!!1111 n kurpse kampin me 2. i mean wtf